I guess she didn’t love his nuts
I normally could give two craps about celebrity news. But this guy isn’t really a celebrity per se, and he’s so shady that I can’t help myself. The “shamwow guy”, aka Vince Shlomi, airs commercials that reek so badly of scam that you feel the need to take a shower after watching them. Dry off with a regular towel though, kids… You’d probably catch something if you actually used a ShamWoW. Latest news on this lovable fellow is that apparently he’s been arrested for punching a prostitute in the face. Classy.
“Police reports obtained by the site claim that Shlomi met 26-year-old prostitute Lenea Harris at a Miami nightclub, and subsequently brought her back to his room at Setai Hotel. Shlomi allegedly paid Harris $1,000 for “straight sex.”
That’s went things took a turn.
Shlomi told police “that he kissed [Harris] when all of a sudden [Harris] bit his tongue and would not let go,” according to the report.
Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue…”
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Originally published at The IggBlog. You can comment here or there.
I read something a month or so about this guy. Basically he got sucked into Scientology, and of course that became his life in terms of friends and business associates. Apparently he was trying to make this movie (which looked similar to Uve Boll’s “Postal” – absolutely gross and offensive for the sake of being gross and offensive). The “Scientology Court” ended up with something against this guy, and basically ran him out, taking all his friends and partners (and customers of his business) with him. So he ended up finishing the movie on his own years later due to him being 9apparently) really good at selling crap at flea markets, which eventually led to Shamwow and the like.
And also, apparently, he uses every bit of profit (from the movie, at least, since he’s also buying hookers) to fight Scientology. The article (well, more like blog post, I guess) that I read all this in had this slant of “see, he’s not such a bad guy after all, and we should support him for standing up to the man. While I agree it’s not a bad cause, it certainly doesn’t make him any less of a fuckwit, whether or not his life was ruined by anyone else or not.
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