there’s this guy Ted at my work. He’s a leper. I swear. one of his arms is all weird, and he’s got moles all over his face. kinda short. and if that didn’t prove it, he drives a Buick. But that’s besides the point. this man has the strangest eating habits. one of his favorites is eating half a can of progresso soup. from the can. cold. then refridgerating it. and finishing it later. from the can. cold.
but by far his strangest habit is his velveeta addiction. he’ll buy a huge log of velveeta from BJs. he’ll do one of 2 things. he’ll slice off big chunks and eat them “raw” back in his office. just cold chunks of velveeta. or he’ll put a bunch of it in a bowl and microwave it. then eat it like soup. WTH? that’s whAcK~!
-IggDawg
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You don’t find that to be as odd as eating waterless oatmeal from the packet and chasng it with orange soda?
I make “rice-crispies”-like things with smashed up corn chips. Salty and sugary. 😛
Have you ever talked to him? How about offering your own version of “food”. Or is he to damn scary to touch?
-paK +1
ooh, good one. i’ll have to try that. do you still use the marshmellows then or something else?
two words:
frozen
waffles.
Re: two words:
😀 guilty as charged :D. I don’t think you’ll ever let that go.
-Igg
Velveeta in any form makes me ashamed to be a human.
whoa… that guy is freaking weird. how old is this buick driving character?
~~Quentin