Thomas’ bagels are far superior to store brand. I will gladly pay the excess of 60 cents for a bag of 6 of these uberbagels. when I split them, they fall into halves… much unlike the yin-yang-like cross sections of a store brand bagel which can’t decide which side of the split it wants to be on. Also, my uberbagels have some substance to them, unlike the store brand bagels which look more like bagel-shaped english muffins inside. It’s a bagel, dammit! keep your nooks and crannys to yo damn self, bitch!

it’s a pitiful rant/rave, but it’s 7’o-something in the fucking morning and this is all my mind can muster. I am tickled by my purchase of these delightful bagels. so deal.

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  1. October 15th, 2004 at 06:05 | #1

    Thomas’ bagels aren’t really that good. I mean, they are pre-sliced, but they ahve so many preservatives in them, it’s a wonder they still qualify as food.

    I could send you some quality NYC bagels, but they’d have to go FedEx same day delivery to retain all the good freshness.

    Please tell me that you’re using Philly chreamcheese.

    • October 15th, 2004 at 06:42 | #2

      I realize they’re mostly plastic, but compared to the other mostly-plastic bagels I have to choose from in the “breadlike foods” aisle of stop n shop, they’re pretty good.

      I’m using peanut butter as my “passivation layer” right now actually. It fits better into the way I’m eating right now. Normally I’d be slobering chive philly creamcheese all over it (can’t do plain creamcheese).

      • October 15th, 2004 at 07:46 | #3

        Umm. They’re pretty clearly food and good. I actually prefer them to most NYC bagels, which I find tough and not particularly pleasing.

        Igg, I am slapping a new headunit on the Impreza. Pioneer 4600 4 x 50 watt, which is decent. 4 new speakers – Pioneer TSA70s (or something) – up to 180 watts, nominal 30 watts. They’re aramid fiber laced (apparently very strong) and so on. Double tweeters on each (I like my highs). Should be very cool. Circuit City quoted an install for all of that for about 90 harnesses. Best Buy quoted 200. CC seems reasonable – I want it professionally done because Subaru says they’ll barely fit but do fit if you do it right.

  2. October 15th, 2004 at 07:46 | #5

    oh noes! your bling is running on empty!

    • October 15th, 2004 at 10:27 | #6

      Silly hu-man!! My bling is full. If the needle were in the red, I’d be critically low on bling. If you look carefully, you will see that I am in fact big pimpin’.

  3. October 15th, 2004 at 07:48 | #8

    also, we need to hang out more. I think you’re a good antidote for mundanity.

    • October 15th, 2004 at 12:16 | #9

      Indeed we must chill. it is certain. you free this weekend?

  4. October 15th, 2004 at 08:18 | #11

    Not a big fan, I prefer tony’s I think, but I will agree regular store brand are shite.
    I’m a PB kinda bagle guy, but only on plain, or raisin, if I hit the seeds or the veggie, I’ve got to go veggie cream cheese.
    AO

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