At least it’s not a whale…
The “what the fuck?” award of the week goes to the state of Texas for the Geostationary Banana Over Texas project. No, seriously.. what the fuck. The banana is not some sort of odd shaped weather balloon. It’s not some kind of satellite dressed up like a banana for some reason. Or any other practical device in a humorous wrapper. It’s just a big banana. That will float over Texas.
Originally published at The IggBlog. You can comment here or there.
Wow… why a banana?
No really…WTF???
I was thinking on this more and the greatest hilarity would be if intelligent extraterrestrial life found Texas…
-“Sir, these HU-MANS appear to have launched a giant foodstuff into geostatic orbit. They call it a _banana_.”
–“Is it some sort of defense system? Perhaps a proximity alarm…”
-“No. It’s hollow. It’s just a giant banana. It’s only purpose seems to be to look like a giant banana. they’ve put it there just to look at, as far as we can tell”
–“These are truly complex beings. We should study more simple life forms first.”
-“I suggest cows, sir.”