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Boss: “Hey guys, they’ve cleared out the fishbowl so keep your junk in your pants”

Translation: “There’s a customer in the meeting room and they’ve lowered the opacity on the glass walls looking into the NOC, so please be on your best behavior”

gotta hand it to him for economy of words

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  1. April 26th, 2007 at 16:01 | #1

    STAMPEDE

  2. April 26th, 2007 at 16:40 | #2

    I wish stuff like that was said around MY office…

    • April 26th, 2007 at 16:54 | #3

      My workplace has often been refered to as an “HR nightmare”. By my most of the occupants, including my boss. In fact he’s the driving force behind a lot of it. get a bunch of professional nerds that are really good at what they do in the same place at the same time, give them a common enemy (usually telco), and watch civility go right out the door.

  3. April 28th, 2007 at 23:26 | #4

    that shit is hilarious

  4. April 28th, 2007 at 23:37 | #5

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