Licensed to Ill
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Kim Jong-Il seems to declare war at anything that moves…
Full Story: Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War
Snippet:
According to North Korean military sources, the sunrise, sighted at 6:17 a.m. by patrolling officers, was not fully confirmed until an hour later, at which time Kim assessed the threat himself, and immediately released a harshly worded warning to the U.S. and the United Nations Security Council.
“The Democratic People’s Republic Of Korea condemns, in the strongest possible terms, this act of aggression on our eastern border,” read a statement printed in the state-run Korean Central News Agency. “If another act of this nature occurs at any time in the next 24 hours, we will be left with no choice but to retaliate with the full might and power of our armed forces.”
In addition to denouncing the “imperialist invasive assault,” Kim also supplied the U.N. with an extensive list of “unacceptable” international actions. According to Kim’s list, North Korea will no longer tolerate the encroachment of Japanese waters onto its western shore, will view the accumulation of cumulus clouds in restricted airspace as acts of intimidation, and will not hesitate to respond militarily to any “violent and unprovoked bursts of wind.”
Seriously… in the past month or two, this guy seems like the kind of guy that would declare war against a skunk for being smelly… seeing it as a personal assault against his senses.
Man, there’s a joke about the Japanese occupation in there somewhere, but I don’t know what it is.