Nancy v2.0
We got a new receptionist a while ago. The old one, Nancy, was the best. The new one, who we refer to as Nancy v2.0 (nancy was less a name and more a job title), is less cool. She complains any time she has to do something other than sit and answer calls and is a little off the deep end to boot. Admittedly the “dawn in the dishwasher” incident earlier this week was not real cool for her to have to deal with, but she got the building maintenance people to take care of it at least. Anyways… Concerning Nancy v2.0:
(09:08:17) iggdawg555: wow, I just heard the crazy receptionist lady having a conversation with someone in the mailroom
(09:08:27) iggdawg555: I walked by and she was the only one in there
(09:08:39) echanchisai: o_O;;;;;;;;
(09:08:39) iggdawg555: she was talking to herself, in 2 different tones of voice
(09:08:42) iggdawg555: =x
(09:08:44) echanchisai: r u sure???
(09:09:00) iggdawg555: yeah, only one way in or out of ze mailroom
(09:09:10) iggdawg555: creeee-py
(09:09:16) echanchisai: maybe someone was behind something
(09:09:47) iggdawg555: it’s small in there, nothing to be behind really =x. I did a double-take because I was surprised.
(09:10:01) iggdawg555: she went off on someone last week for spilling yogurt in the breakroom too
(09:10:06) iggdawg555: she’s a little odd
(09:10:28) iggdawg555: she sent out a company-wide email about not spilling yogurt in the future too.
:p
O_o!!!
at work today there was a lady very obviously talking to herself in the bathroom. she was fumbling with the lock and mumbling “Argh..this thing is stuck!” then she took a piss and sighed, “Ahh, that feels better.” I ran the fuck out of there but caught a glimpse of her on her way out of the bathroom. she looked crazy, umkempt hair and all.
You should suggest she dress up as gollum for halloween! 😉