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Could somebody please tell me what the fuck North Korea has that they think we want so bad?

Dear Kim Jong Il,

Nobody has any interest in invading your silly little country! we don’t care! you have nothing the civilized world is so interested in that we would want to invade your country! you’re really not that cool. We can afford to procure your precious canned clam and mushroom products through conventional means. You do not need to build a nuclear arsenal to protect your stores of fermented cabbage. If you can think of any reason someone wants to invade you any time soon, please let the rest of the world know. Because honestly you’re confusing the crap out of the rest of us.

thanks,
Igg

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  1. October 11th, 2006 at 16:26 | #1

    Well, we do have about 40,000 troops parked on their southern border. Why?

    • October 11th, 2006 at 16:28 | #2

      from what I gather they’ve been there sort of forever now. they’re not news to the region.

  2. October 11th, 2006 at 17:39 | #3

    HAHAHA random commenter. I found the link in someone else’s LJ.

    That is hilarious. :’)

    • October 11th, 2006 at 17:58 | #4

      if you can’t laugh at the rest of the world, who CAN you laugh at?! =P

  3. October 11th, 2006 at 18:35 | #5

    [14:28] Eliot Lefebvre: Dear Kim Jong Ding-A-Long II: The Sequel,
    [14:29] Eliot Lefebvre: So we’re supposed to be afraid of the fact that you could nuke either South Korea (which has nothing anyone wants), Siberia (which has nothing, period), or China (who would crush you so fast that it would alter the Earth’s rotation)?
    [14:29] Eliot Lefebvre: You obviously thought this plan out real well.
    [14:30] Eliot Lefebvre: Love, US
    [14:36] greekferaday: I <3 you.

  4. October 12th, 2006 at 13:14 | #6

    Way to leech off my posts :p

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