The Iggblog

I’ve heard the phrase “so and so puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us” a few times recently. I’d like to note that I put my pants on both legs at once. I set them on the floor and leap into them, landing with both feet simultaneously. Then I pull up both sides at once. I mention this because I don’t want to be grouped with the lowlife types that put their pants on one leg at a time. seriously, that’s kind of weak.