My mother called me this morning on the way to work

Mother: Will we see you for dinner tonight?
Me: As always
Mother: Is there anything you need from the store while I’m out?
Me: A tank, or possibly a gunship if they’re out of tanks.
Mother: I’ll see if they have any. What do you need it for?
Me: The commute. Things get in the way sometimes, you know? I like having force as an option.
Mother: I see. Hmm… I think a Harrier would be fun too.
Me: Good point. If they’re out of gunships and tanks, pick me up a Harrier.

Categories: Uncategorized Tags:
  1. July 21st, 2006 at 15:37 | #1

    <3 IggMom.

  2. July 21st, 2006 at 16:08 | #2

    Ha! your mom rocks!

  3. July 21st, 2006 at 16:24 | #3

    harrier?

    • July 21st, 2006 at 16:36 | #4

      Clicky

      it’s capable of vertical takeoff/landing, so it makes an excellent commuter fighter jet.

      • July 21st, 2006 at 17:09 | #5

        Apparently they have an insane crash rate though, which made me sad, since I always thought they were freaking cool as hell. D:

  4. July 21st, 2006 at 17:08 | #6

    HA HA HA. Amazing. XD

  1. No trackbacks yet.