Dust to dust
I’m turning older today. Boooo!!!
I was talking with about birthdays over the weekend since mine was looming over my head like so many thunderstorms (of doom). We were recalling the days when birthday money was such a great thing. You could finally buy that special something you’ve been eyeing at the toystore forever. Now any checks I get make me think more of “which bills can I take care of”. Funny how things change. I’d envy Peter Pan if he wasn’t a crossdresser. I’m just not into that. I don’t care what you heard on the street. I don’t even know that guy…
Oh and I’m totally jacking this from Bri’s LJ… Since my b’day is on 6/6/06 and all. And that makes me EVIL (queue Kevin McDonald)
0.00150150… Reciprocal of the Beast
25.8069758… Square Root of the Beast
$665.95 Retail Price of the Beast
$55.50 Monthly Payments for Beast, in 12 easy installments
666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast
Happy birthday, EVIL. I mean Igg.
Happy Igg Day! May the Goddess of Starbucks rain many beans upon you in joyful celebration.
I already said it you old adorable fart.
🙂
omg d-day of the beast!
(it’s also the 62nd anniversary of the battle of normandy)
happy b-day, fucker. oh yeah. it’s 6:50. =)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTH
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAN.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII –
Oh, fuck it.