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HORSE COCK

At my job, we do level 1 support (IE, we take the customer calls) for a company that sells mailservers with spam killing services on them. Below is a snippet from a conversation I was having with one of the cooler engineers we assign cases to

IggDawg: how goes the battle?
KC: I just told a man who said “should penis be worth 35” how “not to let penis or vagina through your ironmail”
KC: it’s going to be a long night
IggDawg: lol… outstanding. damn dealing with spam you guys must see some wierd shit
KC: interesting fact
KC: do you know the number 1 spam email of 2002 ?
IggDawg: what ever could it be?
KC: “Horse Cock”
KC: do you know how hard it is to tell a customer
KC: “I’m sorry horse cock went to your manager” or “I’m sorry your manager has to deal with Horse Cock on a daily basis”
IggDawg: with a straight face anyways
KC: no joke
KC: the first angry customer I heard with that I lost it – I had tears in my eyes
KC: “WHY DO I KEEP GETTING ANIMAL PORN?! WHY?! I SWEAR TO GOD I GET HORSE COCK EVERY DAY! DO YOU THINK I LIKE HORSE COCK?!”
KC: laughter – at that time – was not the best medicine – but she ended up on speaker phone

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  1. August 17th, 2005 at 18:33 | #1

    lolz!
    that’s awesome.

    • August 18th, 2005 at 17:38 | #2

      “It is unfortunate that you’re on the bad end of the horse cock. If you can bear with me a little while we’ll see if we can get this horse cock business straightened. After that and a little time to reorganize yourself you’ll eventually be able to go back to work…maybe.”

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