Stolen from OT
originally posted by Makenzie71 on the RX7 club
…best sign I’ve ever gotten to clean my room…
So I got “Fluffy the One Lipped Vagina” (have no idea where the title came from) in the DVD player and am going at it. Before I finnish I realize that I had not arranged something to aim at/in to keep things clean…but there’s an old bag across the room, in which I had brought home two bottles of V8 splash for vodka mixing (promptly tossing on the floor upon emptying).
So I wait til the last second before I try to lunge across the room to make it to the bag so as not to make a mess. Upon standing I step on an empty V8 splash bottle and my left leg promptly leaves the area. I’m sent, twisted and obviously hurt, back into the wall where I bang my head on a piece of thread bar I had hanging up for some unknown reason.
My head is aching…my left ankle is quite twisted and is hurting a great deal…it’s amazing that during the mishap I mahaged to hang onto “myself” and not lose concentration on the task at hand…set back a bit but still going. I push off the wall and start hobbling towards the empty paper bag once again…and, once again, I manage to step on the SAME V8 Splash bottle, only this time my leg zips back behind me and I land nose first on the other V8 Splash bottle which sent a nice array of blood and snot in various directions. I then jizzed all over myself.
I think god wants me to stop masturbating…
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thought I’d share
that is some funny ish.
AO
sooo…it didn’t occur to you to let go of your ‘appendage’ once you stood up? 😐
hmmm… after reading the post over, it seems I left out one critical piece of information. Changes are in bold.
OH! okay! I feel a little better now.
Hopefully something like his has never happened to you, LOL.
details, details =D . and yeah, I can safely say I don’t have the “tripped over a bottle of V8 while watching pr0n and fell on my head and jizzed on myself” punch taken out of my cardjust yet. I’m hopeing to avoid that one entirely =P
yeah…and while watching a porno titled ‘Fluffy the One-Lipped Vagina’ no less.
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that’s perfect.
the funny thing is i’m on rx7club, but i never post cause its bogged down with noobage.