for my bookmarking purposes and for any of you that get astoundingly bored, Here’s a true gem from off-topic. Some of you know it, some of you don’t…


It starts out with a guy telling a short story about some idiocy his roommate was perpetrating while cleaning his hubcaps. It ends up being a log of all the stupid things his roommate does. and this guys is dumb. like, crazy dumb. Jessica Simpson dumb. here’s an example:

He heard a mouse running around the house and asked about a mousetrap. I told him to be careful setting it as it could break your finger. He replies with a deer-in-the-headlights look and goes “Are you serious?” *sigh*

Yes, how do you think the mousetrap kills the mouse? It’s from a strong spring to snap it’s neck usually. Well 10 minutes later he comes back and hands me a mousetrap and goes “I can’t figure it out”

Seriously, what do you say to that? The thread is very long and contains dozens of little one or two paragraph tales of his roommate, nicknamed “are you serious” for obvious reasons. it has many days worth of pure comedy gold to get you through those lulls in the workday.


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